since nothing spectacular has happened to me in the past few days, i will tell you about the appliance that i managed to smuggle out of Bedrock (the Flintstones, hello people!)
I (yes me) am the proud owner of a Super 1200...a super 1200 what renee?, please tell me, im dying to know. you say.
well my eager readers, its a very old hair dryer. yes!
now would I use it as a hair dyer? the awnser is of course not!
i use it to pump up my stupid air matress.one that chooses to deflate about 3 times during my sleep.
now the whole reason i claim that my super 1200 is from Bedrock is because when i use it the nozzle starts to glow...looking as though theres a fire inside of it...yes now you have probably reached the same conclusion as i. there must be a dragon, or some other fire breathing creature living inside of it..*with a very satisfied look, sits down*
yes thats right there is a dragon in my hair dryer...

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