Well, looks like Eener (Top secret name code you'll never guess so don't try) let me on her blog. I'm here to inform you all of the various conspiracy theories that affect your cosy little suburban lives. Here's a preview of what the expect: Aliens ie. probing, Government cover-ups ie. Aliens, and more probing... I mean aliens. My first theory will attempt to answer the question "Why did Eener let me on her blog?" but for the first helping of theory I'll make it double, here's the second question "What were her intentions?" Well there you have it and here it comes, the mind blowing truths straight from me, Scott-E!
It all happened on Saturday November 23 at 2:03 AM, no wait... it was Sunday by that time. I was talking to Eener on MSN and the following conversation ensued...
"The helmet doesn't protect you from smacked bottoms of stupidity" says:
oh by the way do you still need help with your blog?
I felt like distroying something beautiful says:
hah ano dont worry baout it
"The helmet doesn't protect you from smacked bottoms of stupidity" says:
aww come on
"The helmet doesn't protect you from smacked bottoms of stupidity" says:
i need something to do
I felt like distroying something beautiful says:
i know what im doing ive jest yet to cahnge anywathing
I felt like distroying something beautiful says:
hmm....i'll add you on my blog and then make it your duty to come up with a conspericy everyday
Needless to say her evil intentions were clear to me immediately with my innate conspiracy detection abilities. She wanted me to join the blog and write the conspiracy theories so people would think I went nuts! The government has brainwashed you all through television to recognize conspiracy uncovererers such as myself and to destroy them but that's another story all together. She wanted to commit me to Whitby psychiatric institute so that she could make an easy 50$ for the commission for turning me in! That government tool! In fact I'm so outraged I'm going to personally mess around with her blog design! I'll get you for this Eener!!! I'll get yooooooooooou! *Shakes fists angrily at the sky*
Next week (Okay I lied, tomorrow)- God: Benevolent savior or greatest conspiracy ever?
It all happened on Saturday November 23 at 2:03 AM, no wait... it was Sunday by that time. I was talking to Eener on MSN and the following conversation ensued...
"The helmet doesn't protect you from smacked bottoms of stupidity" says:
oh by the way do you still need help with your blog?
I felt like distroying something beautiful says:
hah ano dont worry baout it
"The helmet doesn't protect you from smacked bottoms of stupidity" says:
aww come on
"The helmet doesn't protect you from smacked bottoms of stupidity" says:
i need something to do
I felt like distroying something beautiful says:
i know what im doing ive jest yet to cahnge anywathing
I felt like distroying something beautiful says:
hmm....i'll add you on my blog and then make it your duty to come up with a conspericy everyday
Needless to say her evil intentions were clear to me immediately with my innate conspiracy detection abilities. She wanted me to join the blog and write the conspiracy theories so people would think I went nuts! The government has brainwashed you all through television to recognize conspiracy uncovererers such as myself and to destroy them but that's another story all together. She wanted to commit me to Whitby psychiatric institute so that she could make an easy 50$ for the commission for turning me in! That government tool! In fact I'm so outraged I'm going to personally mess around with her blog design! I'll get you for this Eener!!! I'll get yooooooooooou! *Shakes fists angrily at the sky*
Next week (Okay I lied, tomorrow)- God: Benevolent savior or greatest conspiracy ever?
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