This is a few days old but I felt the need to post it because it was funny, and it's something to post about... Well, I woke up at 12 on January 6th to the telephone ringing so naturally I went to pick it up. I said hello and was greeted by a familiar nagging voice saying "Why aren't you in school today, Scott?". My first thought was "Have I dreamt all this expulsion stuff or was it part of a magical 'It's a Wonderful Life' (Movie about second chances) type of dream?" but clumsy as I am, my speach sounded more like "Who....? What...? Uhhh.... Where? What?!!!!". The secretary laughed and said "Sleeping in again, eh Scott?" and I was so convinced that I had dreamt the past two months of my life and I was just waking up the day before I got expelled available to change the course of my future still, but again, my vocal cords weren't able to portray that thought and it came out like "But... Uh... Aren't I...?", she cut in "Yes, you're late. Get to school". "But I was expelled two months ago, why are you calling now?" a breif pause on the other end and I heard muffled voices talking. "Oh, I'm sorry, it wasn't written down on the screen." She laughed and appologized and my dream turned out to be reality. I tell you I was deffinitely tempted to just say "Sorry for sleeping in, I'll be right there!" and get dressed and go to school just to see what would happen but I'm a moron when it comes to that sort of thing. Anyway, just posting about my strange occurance, but I will be back in school by February!
So kids, don't stop running, Scott is coming...! Well, uh... that is, coming back...
Edit : Does anyone know when the new semester starts? I think it's February but I might be horribly wrong! Tell me god damn it! Oh, and has anyone else been getting a whole lot of annoying emails that skip past the junk mail screener and have a screen saver attached? Very tricky emails, even I, being the web savvy guy that I am nearly downloaded the attached file! Those tricky bastards! I don't even know why they do it, I honest doubt that ANYONE actually visits those sites, same thing with telemarketers, infact I've got a funny story about telemarketers but I'll save it for another time!
So kids, don't stop running, Scott is coming...! Well, uh... that is, coming back...
Edit : Does anyone know when the new semester starts? I think it's February but I might be horribly wrong! Tell me god damn it! Oh, and has anyone else been getting a whole lot of annoying emails that skip past the junk mail screener and have a screen saver attached? Very tricky emails, even I, being the web savvy guy that I am nearly downloaded the attached file! Those tricky bastards! I don't even know why they do it, I honest doubt that ANYONE actually visits those sites, same thing with telemarketers, infact I've got a funny story about telemarketers but I'll save it for another time!
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