men suck, love sucks....yes I'm only saying this because i've been dumped...so yes, your in for a treat *note the scarasim..*
Theres alot about the dumping process that completely bloggles me. One of them being the whole deliervience of the potentily upsetting news.
It almost always starts off with the line ...' I've been doing some thinking...' or some version of this. that right there ladies and gentlemen is when the flashing lights and alarms should start going off. now at this point in the conversation, you may want to consider telling the other person that 'you think that things just aren't working out,' so that
a) you escape being the dumpee, so at least you can lead yourself into thinking that at least your not the pathetic one who got your ass dumped.
and b) it will quite possibly leave the other person feeling confused, and potentially upset. Athough this sounds like the utimatle strategy, there can be down falls with it as well.
A) you may feel (hope) that it may be something else that they were thinking about...like where to put their new poster...and so you patentially listen to what they say, as confused and hurt tears fall down your cheeks. This is what happens to yuppies. I ladies and gentlemen, am a Yupie.
Or B) the other person gets off scot-free, and doesn't feel anything but relief...
Being the yuppie that I am, I listened while I found that other common sentences were being used (other than, and...ah...ok...bye...)
one being
"I still want to be friends" -- What the fuck does that mean?!? Come on.... you just broke my heart and you expect me to what?, invite you out to shoot some hoops?!? Comeon, every body knows that once you've dated someone, most of the time you don't remain friends, well at least you don't have the same friendship as any normal friends do...
-or-
it can mean, hey, I still want to fuck you every now and then, but the only way for that to work is to remain 'friends'.
And the golden one
' I still love you, and I still want to date you...' -- now really people, what in the name of chips does that mean?!?! You still love me, and want to date me, but screw around with other people?!?! You want to date me but not be in a relationship?!?!
--or--
are you trying to make it sound less like your dumping my ass?!?
Now I know that it seems like I'm a complete bitch for writting this post, it may also strick you, that I'm making fun.
Well A) you should know by now that I AM a complete bitch
and B) I'd rather laugh than cry.
Theres alot about the dumping process that completely bloggles me. One of them being the whole deliervience of the potentily upsetting news.
It almost always starts off with the line ...' I've been doing some thinking...' or some version of this. that right there ladies and gentlemen is when the flashing lights and alarms should start going off. now at this point in the conversation, you may want to consider telling the other person that 'you think that things just aren't working out,' so that
a) you escape being the dumpee, so at least you can lead yourself into thinking that at least your not the pathetic one who got your ass dumped.
and b) it will quite possibly leave the other person feeling confused, and potentially upset. Athough this sounds like the utimatle strategy, there can be down falls with it as well.
A) you may feel (hope) that it may be something else that they were thinking about...like where to put their new poster...and so you patentially listen to what they say, as confused and hurt tears fall down your cheeks. This is what happens to yuppies. I ladies and gentlemen, am a Yupie.
Or B) the other person gets off scot-free, and doesn't feel anything but relief...
Being the yuppie that I am, I listened while I found that other common sentences were being used (other than, and...ah...ok...bye...)
one being
"I still want to be friends" -- What the fuck does that mean?!? Come on.... you just broke my heart and you expect me to what?, invite you out to shoot some hoops?!? Comeon, every body knows that once you've dated someone, most of the time you don't remain friends, well at least you don't have the same friendship as any normal friends do...
-or-
it can mean, hey, I still want to fuck you every now and then, but the only way for that to work is to remain 'friends'.
And the golden one
' I still love you, and I still want to date you...' -- now really people, what in the name of chips does that mean?!?! You still love me, and want to date me, but screw around with other people?!?! You want to date me but not be in a relationship?!?!
--or--
are you trying to make it sound less like your dumping my ass?!?
Now I know that it seems like I'm a complete bitch for writting this post, it may also strick you, that I'm making fun.
Well A) you should know by now that I AM a complete bitch
and B) I'd rather laugh than cry.
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