Fucking ugly hair

yeah, so I decided that I would re dye my hair to its natural colour...purple. So I bleach it, go out, and come home to find that I have very little purple hair dye left. So I though, ok, well I have alot of redish pink left, so I'll do the roots purple, and everything else red. .. so everything is going good, until I run out of dye yet again. now im pissed. but fortunalty we always have more hair dye. we had this brighter red, that fades into orange, so I put that in....and then I run out. So now, i've gone through 3 jars of dye. We have one left. Its called 'coral red' , red my ass, its orange, but not just orange, safety cone orange. So the back of my hair is got to be the uglist hair ever!! so now in the back, its a transfusion of purple, red to be pink, brighter red to be orange, and bright orange. Now if that doesn't stir your soup then I don't know what will. But to say in the least I am NOT impressed. Oh and I couldnt find a hand mirror to see if I missed any spots in the back, so it was a hit and miss operation. Now I can only hope that when I wash this stuff out, and wake up tommorow that all will be good. Although I highly doubt it.... Oh and not to mention my face looks like a splater painting. its great.( note the scarasm) But I must say I LOVE avon clear skin astrigent. took most of it right off, but if I look a little rosy, shut up.
and so the message is.......
laugh at me and die!!!!! unless Im laughing too.....but you will still die!!!!!
oh yeah and uhhh check how much dye you have before you dye your hair I guess