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scott your parents are trying to replace you with a dog.
you see by tricking you into the car and making you walk 2 miles into the woods ( far enough so that if the tree were to 'accidently' fall on you, it would take a while for anyone to come to your recusue.) So theyre master plan was to get you to tire from exhaustion , from cutting down the tree, and then when the tree falls on you, your to tired to care, and/or move. They chose this perticular time to knock you off because a) your not in school, therefore at home way too much and on theyre nerves all the time, b) because its cold so the smell of your rotting body isn't as strong. now if there had been snow it would have made the perfect 'kill the boy' plan. Because then you would have been burried, and by the time the snow melted no one would remember how you got there. Also by you not being in school, fewer people would notice your absence, not to mention inquire about it. But because of lack of snow, they tied the rope around you, hoping that the weight from the tree and your exhaustion from the sawing, would either snap your neck or back, leaving you dead. they could claim the insurance, and buy a nice new dog who doesnt have as bad as breath as charlie, your current dog.
and thats my conspericy of the day.
on to other matters
I Cleaned my room today...i know it was amazing, all because i was waiting for 2 people so i could figure out my plans for today, and neither one worked out...but 1 was explained and rescheauled for tommorow. the other, well folks we just may never know.
but i did go and vist my sick Charly. and we watched a movie, A midsummers night dream. and all i can say is damn im lonely, and I hate love stories! anyway, im not really complaining...
on to more news, I was sewing my nifty skirt a few minutes ago....It looks really cool...hopefully it will be done by the end of the week...
anyway im off to talk with some strange guy who just IM-ed me.
scott your parents are trying to replace you with a dog.
you see by tricking you into the car and making you walk 2 miles into the woods ( far enough so that if the tree were to 'accidently' fall on you, it would take a while for anyone to come to your recusue.) So theyre master plan was to get you to tire from exhaustion , from cutting down the tree, and then when the tree falls on you, your to tired to care, and/or move. They chose this perticular time to knock you off because a) your not in school, therefore at home way too much and on theyre nerves all the time, b) because its cold so the smell of your rotting body isn't as strong. now if there had been snow it would have made the perfect 'kill the boy' plan. Because then you would have been burried, and by the time the snow melted no one would remember how you got there. Also by you not being in school, fewer people would notice your absence, not to mention inquire about it. But because of lack of snow, they tied the rope around you, hoping that the weight from the tree and your exhaustion from the sawing, would either snap your neck or back, leaving you dead. they could claim the insurance, and buy a nice new dog who doesnt have as bad as breath as charlie, your current dog.
and thats my conspericy of the day.
on to other matters
I Cleaned my room today...i know it was amazing, all because i was waiting for 2 people so i could figure out my plans for today, and neither one worked out...but 1 was explained and rescheauled for tommorow. the other, well folks we just may never know.
but i did go and vist my sick Charly. and we watched a movie, A midsummers night dream. and all i can say is damn im lonely, and I hate love stories! anyway, im not really complaining...
on to more news, I was sewing my nifty skirt a few minutes ago....It looks really cool...hopefully it will be done by the end of the week...
anyway im off to talk with some strange guy who just IM-ed me.
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