HOLY CHRIST! I just lugged a friggin 12 foot christmas tree nearly 2 miles! God damn parents tricked me, they said I'd get candy if I went with them then they locked the doors of the car and told me the truth. At that point I was stuck so I went along with it. We arrive in the woods, find a god damn giant among huge trees and then cut the bastard down. Then they tie a rope on, at this point I'm thinking, 'what the hell are they doing?' and then they tie the other end of the rope around me! So I'm trudging along lugging this huge ass tree behind me and my parents are prancing to and fro pointing a squirrels and petting the dog that came along with us (it belonged to the christmas tree lot owners). Anyway, all I have to say is cutting down the biggest tree in the forest really puts the ASS back in ChristmASS and I've had enough for one day. I'm going to sleep.