After running frantically around the school, trying not to wet my pants, it was brought to my attention that our school has a shortage of toliet paper....now there may be several reasons for this.
A) the janitors ran out of streamers and decieded to us TP to decorate their secret after school partys with.
B) the janitors have some sort of grugde against the female students. And have decided to take their revenge on us by cleaning the toliets, but not refilling the toliet paper in any of the stalls, in all the bathrooms on the main floor.
I didn't make it up the stairs to check on the avaibility of TP on the second floor, as I didn't want to embarass myself by peeing on the stairs.
C) A class in the basement tried to make a pool, and when it failed they tried to clean it up with TP.

Now at first you may all be thinking, 'pfft, clearly it was only today', but let me clear up any doubts. When I was in the washroom yesterday, there was no TP in any of the stalls!! this isn't just a one day thing here!@!!
I demand the right to pee at school and not have to bring my own toliet paper! I could have sworn that our parents pay taxes so that we can have toliet paper and soap in our washrooms!
this is a disgrace!!