stupid f*cking parents
ok, today when I went in to work first thing in the morning we were bombarded with recall announcements. We even have a very very large binder filled with these recalls. I have been through this binder countless times. And literally at least half of these products have been recalled not because there was something faulty with the product, but because people are idoits. Bath rings were recalled because some stupid fuck left their INFANT in the bath. People are idoits. Im suprised how many people actually survive thier childhood with such stupid parents.
take this for example:
"WASHINGTON, D.C. – In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Graco Children’s Products Inc., of Exton, Pa., is providing new instructions for about 538,000 “Pack ‘n Play®” portable play yards with raised changing tables. When children are placed in these portable play yards when the changing table is still in place, they can crawl under and lift the table up. If this occurs, a child’s head and neck can become trapped between the changing table and the play yard rail, causing a strangulation hazard. The recall is designed to warn consumers of this hazard, and to provide warning labels to affix to the changing tables.
THE COMMISSION AND GRACO ARE AWARE OF THE DEATH OF A 13-MONTH-OLD GRIL, WHO STRANGLED WHEN HER NECK BECAME TRAPPED BETWEEN THE PACK 'N PLAY RAIL AND THE RAISED CHANGING TABLE.
Consumers should never place a child in these portable play yards when the changing table is still in place. Consumers should immediately contact Graco to receive a free warning label to be affixed to the changing table. "
Ok people come on, why in godsname would you leave the fucking change table on the playpen with your child underneith? were you thinking so they couldnt get out?!? News flash, they cant get out anyway!!
And you know what, thats how we get these stupid fucking labels on things.
Hair dryers " dont emerse in water" cause you know some stupid fuck was in the shower and decided that it would be a good time saving idea to dry his hair in there.
It boggles my mind as to how people can be so fucking stupid...
take this for example:
"WASHINGTON, D.C. – In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Graco Children’s Products Inc., of Exton, Pa., is providing new instructions for about 538,000 “Pack ‘n Play®” portable play yards with raised changing tables. When children are placed in these portable play yards when the changing table is still in place, they can crawl under and lift the table up. If this occurs, a child’s head and neck can become trapped between the changing table and the play yard rail, causing a strangulation hazard. The recall is designed to warn consumers of this hazard, and to provide warning labels to affix to the changing tables.
THE COMMISSION AND GRACO ARE AWARE OF THE DEATH OF A 13-MONTH-OLD GRIL, WHO STRANGLED WHEN HER NECK BECAME TRAPPED BETWEEN THE PACK 'N PLAY RAIL AND THE RAISED CHANGING TABLE.
Consumers should never place a child in these portable play yards when the changing table is still in place. Consumers should immediately contact Graco to receive a free warning label to be affixed to the changing table. "
Ok people come on, why in godsname would you leave the fucking change table on the playpen with your child underneith? were you thinking so they couldnt get out?!? News flash, they cant get out anyway!!
And you know what, thats how we get these stupid fucking labels on things.
Hair dryers " dont emerse in water" cause you know some stupid fuck was in the shower and decided that it would be a good time saving idea to dry his hair in there.
It boggles my mind as to how people can be so fucking stupid...
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