Friday, December 14, 2001

this is an old blog....I'v ejust noticed one of the most common things about humans. when you sneeze people say bless you, but what for, youre spreading germs in the air and people treat it as though you just did something magnificent. Unless having air and various other things coming out of your nose at 170 km is a god like thing, then why say it then. why not say it when you fart? You're not spreading any germs. In fact they come in as a useful blowtorch, because of the methaine gas. and when you burp people just say excuse you. if people should be blessed for and bodliy function it should be the burp. If you belch the alphabit then thats quite an acomplishment, not many people can do that, and it's funny. Now a sneeze can be funny in the case of me, because i usally dont sneeze, i hold it in and pretend to fly, or something like a peanut comeout, eventhen you start to wonder how did that peanut get up there? now thats just pure idiotism. so i say that we ban the bless you and now distibute dirty looks.

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