quotes

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

“The darkness bleeds violent sights
It purges from within
Death, it holds you in its arms
And kisses you goodnight”---the haunting, misfits

Talking is just masturbating
Without the mess
Happiness is not a fish
That you can catch "
- Happiness And The Fish (Our Lady Peace)
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. –lewis carroll

What was it I was thinking, or was I even thinking at all?
When I think of what I thought back then, then I'm ashamed,
and I'm appalled that I gave up all I was so easily.---AFI perfect fit

Ninety percent of everything is crap.-------- Theodore Sturgeon

A bra is like a friend- close to the heart and all about the support haha

There’s nothing natural about order. It’s an illusion.

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.—African proverb

I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. ------Jack London

Human kind cannot bear much reality. – t.s . Eliot

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it------Groucho marx

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.------ Groucho marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know-Groucho marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?-------- Groucho marx

A child of five could understand this. fetch me a child of five.------Groucho marx

Don't be misled into the paths of virtue.-----oscar wilde

In love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others, that is what the world calls romance.—oscar wilde

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield it.—oscar wilde

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.—oscar wilde

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain.--------- Mae west

Why don't you come up and have a little ... scotch and soffa.--------mae west

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful--------Mae West

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.-----Mae west

Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio.--------Mae West

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.--------Mae West

· When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.---Mae West

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?---George Carlin

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?-----George Carlin

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· The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

· When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.--------stephen wright

· "I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."-----emo Philips

A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open.------frank zappa

It's better to have something to remember than nothing to reget...---------frank zappa

"What do people mean when they say the computer went
down on them?"
-- Marilyn Pittman

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
-- Mitch Hedberg

All lies and jest, still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. - Simon and Garfunkel, The Boxer

Before you accuse me take a look at yourself. - Bo Diddley; Creedance Clearwater Revival; Eric Clapton, Before You Accuse Me

Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to. - Fleetwood Mac, Oh Well

Freedom, well, that's just some people talking. Your prison is walking through this world all alone. - The Eagles, Desperado

How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows that too many people have died? - Bob Dylan; Peter, Paul, and Mary, Blowin' In The Wind

If we were blind and had no choice, would we hate each other by the tone of our voice? - Anthrax, Schism

It's better to burn out, than to fade away. - Neil Young, My My, Hey Hey

Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world. Planning his vengeance, that he will soon unfold. - Black Sabbath, Iron Man

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart. Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart. - Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse Of The Heart

So often in time it happens, we all live our life in chains, and we never even know we have the key. - The Eagles, Already Gone

Some people never come clean, I think you know what I mean. You're walking a wire between pain and desire, and looking for love in-between. - The Eagles, Victim Of Love

The path that I have chosen now has led me to a wall, and with each passing day I feel a little more like something dear was lost. It rises now before me, a dark and silent barrier between all I am, and all I would ever want to be. - Kansas, The Wall

You can't fight the tears that ain't coming, or the moment of truth in your lies. When everything seems like the movies, yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive. - Goo Goo Dolls, Iris

They will never forget you until somebody new comes along. - The Eagles, New Kid In Town

You can't hide your lying eyes and your smile is a thin disguise. - The Eagles, Lying Eyes

You better let somebody love you before it's too late. - The Eagles, Desperado

It seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones you can't get. - The Eagles, Desperado

Don't tell me what your name is. I want your body, not your mind. - The The, Out Of The Blue

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like Thanksgiving stuffin'. - Beastie Boys, Lay It On Me

I'm forever yours temporarily. - Smash Mouth, Beer Goggles

Castles made of sand melt into the sea eventually. - Jimi Hendrix, Castles Made Of Sand

Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend. - The Beatles, We Can Work It Out

Lose your dreams and you will loose your mind. Ain't life unkind? - The Rolling Stones, Ruby Tuesday

Love and sex and loneliness, take what's yours and leave the rest. - Goo Goo Dolls, Big Machine

All these places have their moments with lovers and friends, I still can recall. Some are dead and some are living in my life, I've loved them all. - The Beatles, In My Life

Although your heart is in pieces and you can't find a reason to try, you're not alone while I'm still standing by. - Chicago, You're Not Alone

Going down for a time, my friends are gonna be there, too. I'm on the highway to hell. - ACDC, Highway To Hell

Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all, together we stand, divided we fall. - Pink Floyd, Hey You

I always wished that I could find someone as beautiful as you, but in the process I forgot that I was special too. - Madonna, X-Static Process

I lay around and wonder why you were always there for me. - Sugar Ray, Someday

I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory. Some happy, some sad, I think of childhood friends, and the dreams we had. - Styx, Come Sail Away

A little bird told me that jumping is easy and the falling is fun, right up until you hit sidewalk shivering and stunned. - Ani Difranco, Swan Dive

Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage. - Smashing Pumpkins, Bullet With Butterfly Wings

I fear the monkey in your soul. - Steely Dan, Monkey In Your Soul

box of rain will ease the pain, and love will see you through. - Grateful Dead, Box Of Rain

I saw you naked and you were chasing a pig. - Dead Milkmen, Part 3

It's like forty five horses running through the graveyard in yellow panties. - Beck, Cold Ass Fashion

It's OK to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Nirvana, Something In The Way

Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe, me and the giraffe laughed cause I passed some gas. - Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nobody Weird Like Me

A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life. - Jimi Hendrix, The Wind Cries Mary

Complain about the future and blame it on the past, I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass. - The Eagles, Get Over It

I wish you luck with a capital F. - Elvis Costello, Love Went Mad

I feel like a juggler running out of hands. - Elvis Costello, Welcome To The Working Week

I'm standing naked before you. Don't you want more than sex? - Tori Amos, Leather

I'm worst at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed. - Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit

My life is not a game that I play to entertain you. - Madonna, Goodbye To Innocence

Will you wrap your arms around me as I'm falling? - AFI, Boy Who Destroyed the World

Invisible against the words that hold you down in solitude. - The Cure, 2 Late

The fire is almost cold, and there's nothing left to burn. I've run right out of feelings, and I've run right out of words. - The Cure, 39