as i sit here i have newly recived a hole in my nose, and my hair is turning purple...to put it in easily understandable words for you simpletons out there, i got my nose pierced and im dying my hair purple again...
yup, me and charly had quite the day...dont listen to his stories of me spilling water all over the floor after i got my nosed pierced. i'd tell you myself what happened, but i dont really remember. damn being lightheaded....
well im off...
"We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for"

so today me and charly had us a good old fashion movie fest...oh yes we brought out the old movies and some new ones...van wilder is pretty good. Ghost busters 2 is a great classic. Bettleguese is by far one of my favorites. and we watched this other one, umm Last chance i thinik its called....anyway does anyone else notice that movie stars hardly ever age, adn if they do its really rapid...i mean 18 year olds can play a convincing 12 yearold.
anyway, thats all i have to say right now.
oh yeah if anyone knows a good writer let me know. i think that my life would be alot funnier and WAY more interesting if i had witty, snearing comments to say all the time.
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."

oh man gotta love this feeling

and nothing says what im feeling more than this picture

since nothing spectacular has happened to me in the past few days, i will tell you about the appliance that i managed to smuggle out of Bedrock (the Flintstones, hello people!)
I (yes me) am the proud owner of a Super 1200...a super 1200 what renee?, please tell me, im dying to know. you say.
well my eager readers, its a very old hair dryer. yes!
now would I use it as a hair dyer? the awnser is of course not!
i use it to pump up my stupid air matress.one that chooses to deflate about 3 times during my sleep.
now the whole reason i claim that my super 1200 is from Bedrock is because when i use it the nozzle starts to glow...looking as though theres a fire inside of it...yes now you have probably reached the same conclusion as i. there must be a dragon, or some other fire breathing creature living inside of it..*with a very satisfied look, sits down*
yes thats right there is a dragon in my hair dryer...

"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak."

as for another craptacular post....just got home from a fun filled night with charly...
you know whats a great feeling, standing on top of a overpass. watching the cars speed underneath you. its such a position of freedom and control. because at any moment you could jump off the bridge and end it all...but you dont. you continue to think and visualize, and then you step back and continue to walk...this may sound like a suisidal thing, but its not. its getting away from everything, and its suddenly just you. not even you, just your thoughts. suddenly the fact that someone said something stupid doesnt matter anymore...your mind just goes into complete meditation....i know it sounds like a weird place to meditate, on a over pass, with cars and trucks zooming past you...but i find it more relaxing than being in a field...but this really only works at night....
now that ive made myself look like evn more of a freak, i'll continue.
spontanity is the funniest thing ever! espically with me and sir charles.
take tonight for instence, we were walking down Bayly and he just decides to run out into the middle of the road and flap his arms beinga bird in a circle....its a great friendship that way...everything is so spontanious. we were walking in the future shop parking lot, in the evening. We were having a perfectly good conversation, and suddenly he just goes "BAH-GOCK!" and i just look at him, like hes anutball...apperently he was trying to scare a bird...yeah sure charly....
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

well i just had a really good post, but no, stupid blogger deleted it! grr. oh well since it was so good (hahah) i will do my best to re-do it...
so after a night of watching movies with charly, i decided that i should post about same sex marriages...
i truely think that same sex marriages should be legal. You fall in love with whomever. you dont always get much of choice in it, well i supose that you do, but thats another post...Love is blind to our predjuices of race, religion, gender.
One of the reasons why same sex marriages aren't legal is because politics are joined closely with the church. (dominated by the christain faith in North America) And also by our fear of change...
Going back to the Church. It has an effect "because the church frowns upon the homosexual lifestyle" *said in a deep manly voice*
And to the church I say, GO FUCK YOURSELF SIDEWAYS!
The bible says that being homosexual is a sin. the bible also says that all sins are equal in gods eyes. well riddle me this batman, why is it that its ok to tell your kids a harmless white lie when they catch you masterbating, or why daddys tickling mommy. but its unforgivable to be gay. people will tell you that god even forgives muder. which is in my eyes, horrible, to take the life of someone else...but because you may happen to be in love with someone with the same gentailia, you are damned and going to hell...
BUT we must also keep in mind that god him/her self did not write the bible, it was his/her followers. They being human, like us, are predjuice. and could it be possible that being gay isnt a sin, but someons predjuice? is it possible that, maybe, one of the followers had his own predjuice against homosexuals, and wrote it in the bible? is it possible that generations have been raised thinking that homosexuality is by far a worse sin than muder?
kinda makes you question your beliefs a bit, eh?
And to think of what our political leaders do. They lie, make promises that have such an effect on all our lives. murder, (bush). to start a war is legal. taking the lives of innocent people trapped in the cross fire...that all has such a huge effect on how we live.
but to have 2 people, of the same sex, get married. A relationship of which has no effect or concern for anyone outside of the relationship, is not legal...
you explain that to me.

*please note that the author does not feel that all people of religion are predjuice against homosexuals*

heres my quote of the day, from the movie 'Lost and Delirious'
" Love is. It just is. And nothing you can say can make it go away, because it is the point of why we are here. It is the highest part. And once you are up there, looking down on everyone else, you're there forever. Because if you move, right, you'll fall."

yeah i know its not friday, but since i no one is up yet, im making still be friday....
so heres the friday five


1. What is your current occupation? Is this what you chose to be doing at this point in your life? Why or why not?
currently my job is to do as little as humanly possible...ie; sitting on my ass

2. If time/talent/money were no object, what would your dream occupation be?
international photographer...for national geographic....(no man i lied, i mean for porn...)

3. What did/do your parents do for a living? Has this had any influence on your career choices?
my mum is a graphic designer, and my father is a lighting technishion.....no, not at all

4. Have you ever had to choose between having a career and having a family?
um no. note my age please

5. In your opinion, what is the easiest job in the world? What is the hardest? Why?
the easist would be some big shot company dude, you just sit on your rich ass all day...teh hardest would probably be a brain surgeon, just because you have so much ridding on your hands...

so yeah, here i am at 8:49 am, and there you are at what 2 in the afternoon?!?
gah i hate waking up early.
my fat cat is stuck in the window sill, and im not going to help her get down....well i will, but in a mninute....
theres this cute little cat that i named Toby that hangs around my house....
hahah i've come to realize that kung-fu movies arent as great the second time around...they really arent...
why is that? i mean actions are still good the 5th, 6th time around. horror isnt, just because you know what happens, so all teh suspense is gone...but some of them are still good....dramas are usually good for a couple times...comady is always good....
damn movies not being as good the second time around....grr...

oh yeah conversation between me and Lance, about whether or not penial power could save the world...lemme know your opinion on this


Lance says:
how does that work exactly??
Things happen in life that you can't stop, but that doesnt mean that you have to shut out the world says:
what work?
Lance says:
penial power to save the world??
Things happen in life that you can't stop, but that doesnt mean that you have to shut out the world says:
well you see if men put the weights on too quickly then utimely they would break theyre penis's. causing a crash in the reproduction rate. meaning that men would have to spend more time in the feilds harvasting than watching porn. (whihc wasnt helping theyre sex lives anyway) so they would produce more food= no world hunger
Things happen in life that you can't stop, but that doesnt mean that you have to shut out the world says:
HAHA!! didnt think i could awnser taht did ya?!?
Lance says:
no that was a complete suprise... but that would decrease he birth rate wiping out the worlds population
Lance says:
i was expecting a answer like "no that was from the movie"
Things happen in life that you can't stop, but that doesnt mean that you have to shut out the world says:
ah see no it wouldnt, because there would be the tottalers, and clearly theyre not going to use penial power, because by the time that theyer old enough the fade would ave worn out
Things happen in life that you can't stop, but that doesnt mean that you have to shut out the world says:
brb
Lance says:
but ur gonna have to wait 20 something years before the birth rate starts again and with the rise in people not wanting babaies it would still be low... think about that??/ ok kool
Things happen in life that you can't stop, but that doesnt mean that you have to shut out the world says:
but, in 3rd world countries the birth rate is higher than here in america
Lance says:
yeah but with new possibilities out there they sonn will realixe they can do something and make the same decsion some of us canadians make and thats to be single and not tied up for our lives.. birth rate is decreasing as it is.. do we want more??
Things happen in life that you can't stop, but that doesnt mean that you have to shut out the world says:
ah but in the eastern countries where women dont have the same rights...

Damn my house smells like natural gas. infact outside smells like natural gas too...heehee wheres my lighter?!?
im so very bored...ive read all the books in my house, and theres nothing on tv....
gah the fan in my computer is melting again...damn cheap parts. this happened back in march (?) too.
heehee me and Jarett are going to go wake up charly in a bit, and pretend taht hes really late for something important...heeheehee
speaking of which, yesterday was Jaretts b-day, so we bought him an ice cream cone. and put candles in it. hahah we got wax all in adn over his ice cream...it melted and looked like he had jizz all over his hand....
damn it, charly just woke up...grr....
well im off before the fan melts completly

so here i am...yesterday was Warped tour.which was awesome. got to see most of the bands that i wanted to. it was good. and now im so very sore...meh. definalty worth it...
i've decided that warped was kinda like a very very big orgy... well the 2 could be compared...
lets see...
warped; lots of sweaty people. orgy; lots of sweaty people.
warped; music. orgy; theyre bound to have some sort of music playing
warped; becoming instantly closer with complete strangers. and way more friendly then you are with your friends. read: getting groped, being pressed between big sweaty guys. orgy; i think the same applies.
warped;having your face pressed in some fat, sweaty guys arm pit. Orgy; could happen
warped; getting people crowd surfing on your neck. therefore supporting all theyre weight on your neck. Orgy; there could be a position like that. Do you know all 267 karama sutra positions?!?
warped; leaving feeling really sore, bruised, tired, but all in all had a blast. Orgy; well hey if you went to a kinky orgy...(dominatrix)
warped; having the people beside you smoking up. Orgy; well some of them have got to be on something!
warped; lots of screaming. Orgy; well if theyre doing it right....
warped; lots of half dressed people/ torn clothing. Orgy; same applies
*please note the author has never been to an orgy*

well i have more stories, but im tired....
"You live and learn. At any rate, you live"

oh yeah., look whose got a warped tour ticket, and just got her ass saved by hayley...yupp thatd be me...i also dilevered even more resumes today. that now makes the count over 100....damn it i need a job....heehee i get to see from autumn to ashes!!! heehee im excited!
well im gone....

"Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to."

~moonlight blessings~

AHHH!!! todays going to be a busy day pour moi. i have to get my lazy ass over to oshawa to pick up my warped ticket, and find out how the hell to get to barrie. but of course i could hardly forget my duties as super woman. so i must also find a job so taht no one will figure out who has really been eating all that bread. and solving world hunger...
anyway, after many fridays i finally remembered to do the friday five...so now here they are...

1. What is your lineage? Where are your ancestors from? french, english, welsh, irish, german, scottland, and according to my father native american.

2. Of those countries, which would you most like to visit? Ireland. love to see dublin

3. Which would you least like to visit? Why? umm brittan. i dunno why, i guess because its the closest to our culture. but i'd still love to see it.

4. Do you do anything during the year to celebrate or recognize your heritage? nope. i sure dont.

5. Who were the first ancestors to move to your present country (parents, grandparents, etc)? we've been here for a long time....

well that wasnt a very interesting friday 5, but hey, complain if you wish, i dont care....

"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."

so i was talking to my dear papa today on the tele-ma-phone. and he told me this story that i will now tell to you, and someday you will tell youir children. (not bloody likely) but anyways, last month my uncle Eddie died from stomac cancer.
last week my dad bought a picture frame to frame my uncles picture. so at 3:30am my dad heard a crash. he walked into the living room, and on the floor there was the frame. thr nail and the picture were still on the wall. just the frame and the glass were on the ground, neither one broken. and he smelt something, but couldn't place it. so this week my dad and aunt(Karen) (Eddies wife) were getting ready to go down to Moncton for the funeral and my dad was telling my aunt about what had happened to him. and on the same night that that had happened to my dad my aunt had heard a crash at around 1am. so she went downstairs, and she smelt freshly popped popcorn. and then she smelt my uncle. (well how he had smelt when he was sick) and she went into the living room and found theyre wedding picture turned over,it had been sitting on the mantel. but it was knocked backwards, so it was face up.
Then they were talking to my other aunt (Chris) and apperently my little cousin Rebecca had had a dream about my uncle eddie. so my aunt chris asked her what he had said, and she (my cousin) said that he had told her that he loved her and that everything was alright. then my aunt chris asked what he was wearing. and my cousin said that he was wearing a white robe with beautiful blue bottons down the front.....
pretty creepy eh?!? i thought it was....

"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."

So yesterday charly and i went to the libary...back in may i had lost my bag at the dirt hills, and my wallet was in it... a while ago i had my wallet returned to me, missing quite a bit, but still , better than nothing right...
so i went to get a new libary card yesterday and apperently it had been found at the Mcleans libary...
so someone found my card and decided to take out books under my name? were they too embarressed to take it out under theyre own name?!? were they taking out sex books or something?!?
haha the perfect crime, i'll learn under someone elses name. and they'll never be the wiser! boiahahahahhah....
or and probably the most likely someone just found it and returned it there....whichever.....

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

So i sit here waiting for sleep to come...but i have my only true love, my comfort food, Sun chips Harvest chedder...
but theres a big problem with eating neon orange food. you cant touch anything! theres always that dead give away.. that nice orange smudge...you cant discreatly wipe your orange fingers on your pants in a emergency handshake. noo, cause then you have orange on your pants, and heaven forbid if theyre white...i love my neon orange food, but really does it have to be that colour?!?

another pointless post brought to you by the makers of surin, the only surpy urine!

i hate it when people keep telling you to do things...' you're not looking seriously enough for a job, look in the paper, search the web, fix the computer, get outside, go get some excerise, go clean your room, BE HAPPY'
gah, espically when they tell you to do all this at the same time...yes because im super woman, so hold on while i cut a hole in the wall, so i can stick the computer outside, so i can type with my nose while doing push-ups, and while im waiting for the page to load i'll just flip through the paper with one hand while i dust with the other. and after that i'll fix all the problems with the computer, and solve world hunger, and unemployment...after taht maybe i'll bake us all some brownies! and i'll so this with a huge smile on my face!!!!
good sounds like a plan!

"If you don't run your own life, somebody else will."

well i have the house to myself tonight, and look what im doing with it...sitting on my ass in front of the computer....meh, i dont really care....
my little cousins just left my house. and damn they can be so annoying...grr...i love 'em, but grrr....
i have such a big family. my mum had 6 brothers and sisters, all of which had kids.more than one at that. and my dad had 7 brothers and sisters, all of which also had kids. and now theyre kids are having kids....
even if i look at my immedit family, i have 4 sisters. my dad has 5 daughters. and 2 nefews, and a neice....i have one big freaking family!
this week will be pretty boring. i got nothing to do...except buy a warped tour ticket....
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home"

yup im here again...
so tommorow i get to babysit my cousin Danielle. she's so cute, we're gonna have a blast.
and this weekend, well one night anyway, my mum is going away, leaving me ans my sisters alone...which should be interesting. because you just know that one of us will plan something and ultimitly get caught. moreso i will get caught. which will mean that i will think of something and then not do it....nnot liking the getting caught dealy.
bad news the wicked sister named Erin comes home on saturday. *sobs* my vaction is over -_-,
Good news i'm probabaly going to Warped tour...

so yesterday Reitmans called me for an interveiw...
and i blew it...yup...but i mean after distrubting over 70 resumes, i finally got a call...so that was good....
if anyone knows how to take passwords off your computer, and not have different users. please e-mail me or something. cause i fucked up royally! yup....hahah and i thought i knew what i was doing...yup im a joke....

"The only thing I know is awkward silence. "

alright so the blog wasnt working for a short period of time. but i managed to fix it all by myself! Wah-who!! *does little victory dance*
so lets see what have i done...hmm, well i stayed at home and slept, and hung out with Charly and Jarret. Fun times.
crazily enough i woke up at 7am for no reason... none...
well i have nothing more to say otherthan, its to goddamn early :'(
*runs away sobbing*

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."

i dont understand! i knew what i was doing!

Lately I've been thinking about the importance of good-byes.
The can leave you feeling happy or sad. it can completely set the after feelings of your conversation. its like in a SEEEC paragraph where the 3rd argument is suppose to be the strongest one, to persuade the reader. people dont tend to rememebr the middle. its always teh beginning or end. the 3rd paragraph is supossed to leave you with the sense that the person is right. with good-byes, it leaves you with how the person felt after talking to you. espically if they have a certin goodbye that they almost always use. it can leave one wondering.
also with goodbyes, is that you dont know when the next time you will see/ talk to them is going to be.
im probably looking to far into things again.

"Close lipped, another good night kiss is robbed of all its passion"

so i changed the template...hope you like it....and i did it all by myself!!!!!! im very proud...

so here i am yet again....
well lets do a nice little re-cap of renees week (for those of you who care, which isnt many)
monday i went to the dungeon and met up with cindy and people. so i hung out with them for the rest of the night. fun times! then when i went to leave i had missed my bus. yupp, i sure do have trouble with rides/getting home from teh dungeon....(for those of you who know what im talking about...grrr, angry fist) so my aunt ended up having to come pick me up at 1am....yup....i stayed over there. ( i completly cant fell my foot, and shin....heeheehee, i love it!)
anyway then on tuesday me and family went to the beach in coberg, and oh lucky me i burnt the backs of my legs completely! and theyre still red!!!! the only worse place to get burnt would be the bottoms of your feet (which im not sure is entirly possible) or your eyelids... so i look like a tomato.....yupp, sexy i know....
thursday my bestfriend allie came up. i havent seen her in a year and a half..so that was just wow...it was fun...and it has been decided that grisham means that sweat is beautiful!!! we actually had this whole conversation about sweat...
and yesterday me and charly took turns making complete asses out of ourselfs...and we got someof it on camera....
example one... me in star video
me: hi do you have Gia with angelina jolie?
lady: hmmm, well we have a Gia, but its a triple X porno

me: no, thats not it....
charly the pause was just for you!!!

damn im starting to feel my foot again...grrr...