so today was the first day of school , contrary to what Scott may think. *hangs head in disgust*
so it looks like my first period class is full of girls, and no I'm not taking a gym class, I'm talking about Fashion class, which will be easy. but its such a change to my 2nd period class, which is all guys! (no I didn't go to a male gym class) It was mr. Gould's auto class. I walk in and all you hear is "its a girl" over and over again. oh man, then mr. gould singled me out completly. "well guys we do have a lady *haha, me a lady eh? hahhaha* in our class, and she's quite brave to be the only girl in this class. Now the last apperntishship that I had was by a Lady, and she was a better mechanic then I am, and now shes taken over the shop. She's the best machinic that I've every met....." and went on, but im sitting in the cornor, and oh man, I hate being singled out. But Hey being the only girl increases my chances right? hahahah.
anyway, then I have drama, with a girl I HATE. Then I'm in english, which isnt so bad.

grr, damn my sister, She was suppose to come home today and I was going to dye hair, but do you think that she's going to come home tonight?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO, so now, I have to have my incredible ugly hair for a few more days until then.........grrrr.

* KIM, what complications???*

well Scott, I have so much to say about this war on Iraq, but I have no time to type it all out, so that will come later.

KIM CALL ME!!!!!!!! I have a ride to Whitby tonight, so call me!!!!!!!

yeah I got fired from my job last night, wasnt making enough appointments. meh, I dont really care....
and now I go try an track down Kim

Well now I received one of those 'sign the petition to stop the war' thingies from Renee and I decided to make a little post about it.

You should not sign this petition. There, I said it, now I'll explain before mobs form outside my house booing and hissing at my warmongering...

1. If the Americans want to go ahead and start a nuclear war with Iraq then I say we let them. If they get blown up, they learn their lesson, if they don't get blown up then they'll stop Iraq from blowing other people up.

2. This incident could never lead to a 3rd World War for one simple reason... IRAQ DOES NOT HAVE THE MANPOWER OR THE TECHNOLOGY TO WITHSTAND ATTACKS FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! America is not considered the entire world and therefore this war can't be called a WORLD WAR, and even if it did turn into a war it would be ended almost immeadiately.

3. Look what I can do. *does a handstand*

Alright that's all I got so far, but honestly... Let kids be kids... America just happens to be the bully and Iraq happens to be the kid who gets picked on and eventually bring a gun to school only to get shot dead by the bully the moment he pulls it out. So my final thought, just leave them alone, if America loses, great. If America wins, great. It's win/win.

so yesterday, I sadly missed my Naked News, and I am very upset about this. I was very mad at charly for lettingus miss it, while promising me that because he had satilite that it would be on at like 2 am. So at 1am, we went upstairs and were flipping around, and watched some interesting shows. *shifty eyes*
But earlier I went to shoppers to buy him the lastest copy of Maximum. (which is an awesome magazine, really good articles!)
Oh man, he's the worst person to buy things for. for example, in December, we were in Gnu books, and found a Sue Johanson cd rom. So we thought that it would be funny if we bought it for Daniellie for her birthday. So of course theres somesort of tournement going on, right by the cashier. Charly made me pay for it, and decided to hide somewhere in the comic book section. So I buy it, and of course he kinda holds it up so that the kids can see what I'm buying. So after I'm looking around for charly, and I couldnt find him, so I'm assuming that he's out side....well of course he's not. So eventually he comes out of the book store, and apperently the cashier said to him " hey have a good night, Eh!" and then all you hear is the little kids going " did he come in here with the purple haired girl?!?!"
yupp.......
oh man
well thats my story for right now, im off to play spider solitare

dude! whyd you delete my evil gnome?!?!?
it wasnt hurting anyone.....well not yet anyway.....*shifty eyes*
well im off to go to work *shudders*
more news later about a man who's in the mob....

AHH only one more damn exam to go!!!
yesterday was a horrible 2 1/2 hour french exam, and today was ancient civ. *shudders*
so yesterdat was my first day as a telemarketer...
it was ok, and I made 1 appointment, which is good.
but some people are way to polite! they'll let me go through my whole sphell before they tell me that they're renting, or that theyre the babysitter....holy crap! you have no idea how many times people did that, or theyd let my do my thing, then tell me thar rgey'd get their parents., then I had to do it all over again!
grr, stupid people!!!!

alright, so my swat team didnt do such a good job at defusing the bomb, but hey.
well i went for an interview today. what for you ask? to become a telemarketer. oh yeah, now I can annoye many people, and get paid $ 8 bucks a hour to start, plus bonuses. and did i get the job? well I'm not sure, but I start training tommorow, and my first shift.
So I'd be working 20 hours a week, with weekends off. So I'll be making $160 a week, without bonuses. HAHAH
beat that! and it envoles minumal moving!
so I have my french exam tommorow, and I'm not really studing for it. The way I see it is, I basicly know the grammer, the verbs aint so hard, and I'll ace the listening part.
And thankfull I hav given Scott back admin, so he will quit his whining

hahah! never!
i secretly hired a special SWAT team, and they have defused the bomb! nice try scotty boy.!!!!

another sucessful day at school. meaning I did nothing! well in french class me, christina, danielle house, daniellie hebert, adn possibly farah played dirty scrabble! as we went we made up a story using all the words on the bord. and here is part one....(note that all the words in bold are ones that actually appeared on the bored. some in french some in english, I translated them)

At the beach Tunata ( tune- at- ah) saw Todd, and his penis. They started to drink some wine and had some pasta. Unfortunatly Todd sacked Tunata, hard in the boob. So to ease the pain she downed a few beers, which turned her quickly into a ho. So Todd used his zeustfully (you know Zeus the greek god) large penis to make Tunata wet. They later got married by a rabi, and payed for it in yen. At the reception they had a meal of ham, quiche, , followed by some jam and sex. YUM! They had soem crazy quickies (with mr.Nose underwear) At the end of the night Tunata said " arevoir" to Todd, and led Pu (her rabbit) away. By her goodbye, Todd assumed that she's a pirate.

Part 2 will follow later

Okay well I've failed miserably yet again... I made Renee promise that should the blog be on the verge of destruction like a time bomb was about to go off and destroy it then she would give me admin, so I decided to change the "Competition of Evil Chalkboard" which we never used into a gigantic TIME BOMB! Unfortunately it didn't work out because I couldn't rename the picture of the time bomb to the name of the chalkboard so uh... I've decided to turn this post into a kamikaze bomb... thing... or guy... or whatever...

As you can see the bomb has 5 seconds left on the clock and that means that Renee has to give me admin! I win!!!
VICTORY IS MINE!!!

NEVER!!!!!!!
so this weekend all i've acomplished is to sleep. I slept all friday night / evening. i slept through most of saturday during the day, then today all i've done was sleep. I dont know what the hell is going on here. Renee sleep?!?! anyway, so I havent even started studing for exams, and I don't really care. Also I have no more homework, so I laugh at all you!!

Renee seems convinced that if she gives me admin access to the blog that I would destroy it. Well, I'd like everyone who reads to please comment on this. This is ridiculous! Tell Renee to give up and submit to my authority! SUBMIT!!!

Aww come on, that just wasn't fair. True, nobody needs to know that you like Allen but nobody needs to know a lot of things. Nobody is just too darn curious.

lets see

well i just deleted scotts post because it has nothing to do with anyone. no offense scott, but no one needs to know unless i tell them.
list of things Renee hates
i really hate how radom my computer is with its shuting down and restarting. i also hate lying to my mum, snow, ackward slience, ackward slience on msn, school, people who dont respond when your talking to them. I hate it when the one sweater that I wanted to wear one day my sister decided to sleep in. I hate fat sweaty guys who dont wipe down the equipement at the gym. I hate people who follow you around the gym. I hate exams. I hate medical exams.I hate the weird noise that my dryer/washer is making RIGHT NOW! I hate other people making me late or having to rush because theyre lazy. I hate it when my favorite song on Kazaa skips. I hate incredible peppy happy people when im mad. I hate cheerful people first thing in the morning. I hate it when others yell and fight first thing in the morning. I hate it when people steal my tv. and my favorite cd's and sweaters. I hate the fact that my sister lost my favorite, warmist sweater, probably in ottawa. I hate having dust on my moniter. I hate it on msn when people write ' r u goin 2' ' yea n shit' please learn real words thank you. I hate it when you really have to go to the bathroom at school and you finally find a relatively clean stall, and after its too late to do much about it, you realize that theres no toliet paper. I hate it when my eyelids grow heavy.

things Renee loves
I love my kitties. I love tackling/hugging my sister everytime i see her at school. I love watching tv with my mum. I love decorating my room. I love doing and folding laundry. I love talking to people about useless things like 'how the vegtables are going to take over the world.' or ' conspiercies' or ' the hidden message in the stove' completely useless but incredibly fun conversations. I love it when I come on MSN and im instenalty messaged by someone. I love waking up and smelling fresh baked muffins. I love apple juice and cherrios. I love looking at the stars. I love learning lyrics. I love knowing the smallest things about people ' what their favorite day of the week is and why' I like to really get to know a person. I love knowing secrets. I love talking to my closest friends who I havent spoken to in a while and nothings changed between us. I love getting calls from talkitive people like dax. I love how on my birthday, my bestfriend Allie always calls me in the morning. I love getting letters. I love seeing pictures of my nefews and niece. I love looking at pictures. I love taking pictures. I love being asked to be in a picture. I love finding a quote that describes exactly how i'm feeling.

and thats my short (haha) list of likes and dislikes....

useless crap eh?!? i'll show you useless crap!!!
well i really got nothing. i didnt go to school yesterday, because, well i wanted to sleep damn it! and did i ever!
other than that, charly came over and we played the clue card game which rocks. and i think me and my mum scared him.
and today i presented in class and slept all afternoon in class.
in other news, i've become increasingly lazy. I throw on the first clean thing I see. don't bother with make-up anymore, and my hair is pretty much always down...and I dont really leave my house because its cold and wet outside. and i dont like either of them. cause when i sit, i usually sit on my feet, causing my wet feet to infect the rest of my pants. so instead of just wet cuffs, i have wet pants....it really sucks....i hate winter!!!!
and thats my post about nothing....and now i go nap!

Come on Renee, let's get this show on the road. Post all your useless crap because I want to read about it! What else have I got to do?

ah, what an eventfull day....
so i did laundry until the wee hours of the morning, then i woke up at 7:06....
but anyway, i go to media, and on my way into the class room my bag gets stuck in the doorway...yup i made a fool outta myself...then as i was going to my locker after, theres these guys who always stand in front of my locker and dont move when they notice me trying to get to my locker. so i ask this one 'thugged' out guy if he 'would please move'. did he, no...as i am right behind he, he puts he fat ass on my arm, so i tell him to' move your ass' ...oh yeah....so some fat guy put his ass on my arm, lovely....
then in math class, i was talking about this scene in Amilé, which we were just watching in french, and i was refering to the 'orgasm scene'. (it really is, in the time of 1 minute you see 15 people orgasm) so me and megan were talking about it, and as soon as i said 'the orgasm scene' this guy ben who sits in front of megan, just turns around and gives me the most shocked look. yup. then later that class i was blowing a bubble (bubble gum )and it burst right on my glasses....oh yeah, everyone saw that one too....hahah man what an accident prone day.....

on monday when I was walking home from school, i noticed that the salt on my street is really uneven. The side walk is covered with snow, and most of the road is too, but theres this one spot that has about 4 bags worth of salt there. its this huge pile of salt. it acts as another annoying speed bump. I didnt think that it was that hard to spread out salt semi-evenly, and possible put salt where its needed, but apperently its harder than it looks.

haha. thats great scott!
yeah the 2nd term begins in febuary, and you better come back!

well its 1 am and im doing homework...well uh...kinda....
i hate the new msn ( i know its not that new, but hey, im going to complain anyway)
i cant really have more than 1 convo going at a time, other wise it screws up and i have to resign in
which pisses me off to the limit!

This is a few days old but I felt the need to post it because it was funny, and it's something to post about... Well, I woke up at 12 on January 6th to the telephone ringing so naturally I went to pick it up. I said hello and was greeted by a familiar nagging voice saying "Why aren't you in school today, Scott?". My first thought was "Have I dreamt all this expulsion stuff or was it part of a magical 'It's a Wonderful Life' (Movie about second chances) type of dream?" but clumsy as I am, my speach sounded more like "Who....? What...? Uhhh.... Where? What?!!!!". The secretary laughed and said "Sleeping in again, eh Scott?" and I was so convinced that I had dreamt the past two months of my life and I was just waking up the day before I got expelled available to change the course of my future still, but again, my vocal cords weren't able to portray that thought and it came out like "But... Uh... Aren't I...?", she cut in "Yes, you're late. Get to school". "But I was expelled two months ago, why are you calling now?" a breif pause on the other end and I heard muffled voices talking. "Oh, I'm sorry, it wasn't written down on the screen." She laughed and appologized and my dream turned out to be reality. I tell you I was deffinitely tempted to just say "Sorry for sleeping in, I'll be right there!" and get dressed and go to school just to see what would happen but I'm a moron when it comes to that sort of thing. Anyway, just posting about my strange occurance, but I will be back in school by February!
So kids, don't stop running, Scott is coming...! Well, uh... that is, coming back...

Edit : Does anyone know when the new semester starts? I think it's February but I might be horribly wrong! Tell me god damn it! Oh, and has anyone else been getting a whole lot of annoying emails that skip past the junk mail screener and have a screen saver attached? Very tricky emails, even I, being the web savvy guy that I am nearly downloaded the attached file! Those tricky bastards! I don't even know why they do it, I honest doubt that ANYONE actually visits those sites, same thing with telemarketers, infact I've got a funny story about telemarketers but I'll save it for another time!

Keith, you little rebel. I've had enough of your antics, you're cut! Gone. Wave goodbye because you're never coming back. Get lost! Go home! Never step foot in here again.

What's that? You want to know what you did?
HA! Well, if you don't know then I'm not going to tell you!

god damn it

Haha I got out of bed this morning and went downstairs and my parents were eating lunch, so I was like "why the hell are you guys eating lunch at 10 o'clock?" and they looked at me like I'm a total moron so I take a peek at the microwave only to see it's nearly 1:30 so they had reason to look at me like a moron. Anyway, that's all I really had to say and since Renee was getting pissed off because I wasn't blogging regularily about nothing anymore then I had to pick something that happened recently and was atleast slightly interesting. So don't blame me, blame the big R and by that I mean restricted because my parents wouldn't let me watch an R rated movie. Fucking parents... I've seen WAY worse than R movies for christ sakes what the hell is wrong with R? AND IT WAS THE AMERICAN RATING. Americans over-rate everything, anything that's R in America is AA here, anything that's AA in America is a friggin Family movie here. I love Canada's view on movie ratings and I love movies, and I love Canada in general,
God bless NOT being an American!

whoa, its 8:20 am and im actually up and functioning...what the hell?!?!
well i just wanted to say that the counter has finally reached 1111.....
i like it!
and now to do some damn homework so i acan nap this afternooon

well since scott is a huge dick head, and hasnt posted in probably only a few days, you people will have to deal with my rambling for a while....
so i finally got my room really clean. i mean it hasn';t been this clean since i moved here 4 years ago.took me long enough though.... so yesterday i slept over at charlys house. it's kinda interesting though. he was talking to people on MSN and i was watching a movie. as soon as people find out that i was sleeping over their immidate reaction is pure shock. I don't understand what is so unbelieveable about a girl sleeping over at a boys house. It was fine for us to go camping for a few days, unsupervised, and sleep in really close quarters. but to sleep over there, in the same room as him is just astounding....
"got a grenade stuck in your teeth and you're pulling at the pin"

oh man my family are night owls.
my sisters friend arrived at 12 for a sleep over, and now their doing arobics in the livingroom..(its 2:10 am), I'm cleaning my room, and my mum is reading what she calls a dirty magizine (cosmo)
come to think of it, my family always does things late at night... a few years ago we put up our christmas tree at 3 am...on christmas eve....we had just gotten back from my dads house, and we hadn't put up the tree yet. so we did it in the wee hours....
I'm so sleepy in the day, but after 9 or 10pm, i'm fully awake and ready to go out!
well back to my messy room!

alright, because i have so much freaking time on my hands, I could learn to spell, but when would that come in use?!?!
so instead im going to tell you all what happened to me in 2002....
well January sucked.
Febuary- wasnt much better than january
march- had me some good times, concerts, hung out with friends
April- twas fun! went to a wedding, got married
may- fun times again, concerts, met some new friends
june- it was good, went camping,
july- it was good, and bad
augest- warped, concerts, good times, but bad too
september- got a job, school started, pissed off teacher, had my last smoke ever
october- good times and bad, worked alot, school was fun
november- good i guess
december- well i was sick through most of it >_<
so all and all, i had some bad times, and some really good times. Left alot of friends, but made quite a few new ones. I had so many experiences, most of them good, some bad, definalty learned alot...definalty changed alot over the year....my year of indepenance...

YES thats right, your eyes arent fooling you... I, Renee the stupendous have finally made a comment system.
so now all you lazy LAZY people who dont want to comment in our guestbook, can do so on our comment box.

ahhh
im cleaning my room right now, and doing a good job...after 4 years of my mum bitching at me, i've decided to clean out my closet....
which has a huge dresser in it, full of not clothes, but general crap...and i threw out most of it, but the rest i have no idea what to do with...and i cant really put it anywhere but the floor until i go through all the boxes and shelves and stuff. and thats just way too much...now i ask myself why I've luged all this crap with me from toronto?!?
iu hate it when you start to clean something and then you just so overwhelmed that you just dont know what to do...so you leave it a bigger mess than you started with...so right now, my closet is really clean, but thats about it...haha...damn
I also hate it when i get distracted by the shinny things that i havent seen for a while....i start re-reading old notes, yearbooks, everything....its really bad!!!
at the rate im going i dont think i'll ever finish it
does anyone want to help me?!?!
Pweeeseeeeee?!?!?!?
*puppy dog eyes*

hahah
well my new years didnt consist of much
i stayed home and watched movies with my mum
haha, yup i have no life...meh , it was fun

anyway, now its time for me to go clean my room!!!!!!
WAHoOOOOoooOO

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

New years is the best, cause you just get wasted and party! That's all I did last night and watched movies, it was fuckin great. Anyway, I'm going to sleep now.
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