Sunday, December 30, 2001

yeah renee hopoefully me posting again will make u happy. btw i called ur house and left a message. i really wanna figure out wahats going on. i cant really ave nething @ my house cuz my sisters having a cocktail party thing... i dunno its so funny shes getting so excited. neway im sorry renee but i dont believe that whole bit about the point of our exisitence but i assumed that u would kno that i would disagree to the whole snowglobe thing. wuts up w/ that. neway well whatever makes u happy. go find out what this would is all about. i believe ive found the truth being christian and all. wuts w. every1 bashing christmas? i dont get it. all scrouges@!!! lol no im kidding i understand fr some ppl christmas is a really hard time but it seems to be the general opinion for most ppl so it seems that many ppl feel the need to jump on the band wagon and contribute to the holiday bashing fest. but neway thats just my impression. keep in mind ppl that this is only opions so no need to get offended, but really i see how we like to fit in... dont worry ppl dont feel ashamed for enjoying the holidays and suchi myself enjoy the muchly. so yeah about little women that sounds like some mighty fine play stuff... who am i again? well yeah ive just informed that i aparently think jeff is hot. i have kno idea how this one got started but hey. rumors pshhht who needs them? i get into them somewhat im not sure y really... like in sept i was apparently making out w. all these ppl @ public skool but whatever.... ppl are weird!!
oh renee i hope u find the perverted person in ur house that sux1!! big time!!
welll later
happy holidays everbody :D

Saturday, December 29, 2001

well i am back yet again. so i went to the coffee shop with alley and danielle. we finnished the main points that we want to do in our remake of little women. so now im starting on the script. this will be so much fun!!!
on anothe note, as soon as i find out who the asswipe is thats looking at porn on my computer, they willl DIE!!!!!! my mum says that if that person keeps looking at porn then she'll cancell the internet.... she has been the cause of much of my pain rescently. shes so very odd. yesterday i called from stinas house asking if i could sleep over and she FREAKED. i slept over anyways, but shes never liked sleepovers. shes a really odd one she is. she doesnt like me going out, but she doesnt want me haveing my friends over...she's a really cunfudlled person. makes me really mad, and angry. well im starting to cry now so i let you be.
well i guess that i'm really the only one who bloggs. oh well if you dont care what i have to say then dont read it. thats assuming that anyone actually reads this. i am truly ashamed to be a part of this stupid species. but i am not going to go into detil. so you figure it out. whats the whole purpose of our being? is it to help eachother out? is it a compition to see who can be the richest, adn most famouse? because if thats it then we live in a pretty sad world! i think that there is gaints somewhere out there who created us and are betting on how quickly we distroy the world, an dthe people in it. its all a big game, one of which i never asked to play in.
really whats the whole point of our exinest? i think that its pretty dumb, but thats just me being all pessimistic again. oh well i dont care, no one forced you to read this, and if they did, which i highly doubt then thats pretty sad....i dont think that there really is a point in our exisience, its just a big hoax. and that we all take this so very seruoiusly, well i guess that thats not so stupid, so strach that. well i'll leave you all to ponder over that. if you have anything to say to that or your own reason or theroy, then until i get a guest book up and running, e-mail me at ren_67@hotmail.com

Monday, December 24, 2001

hey hey, and to all a merry christmas. well i was at keiths last night and to say in the least it was good times. he gave me my x-mas present, it's a box that he made, and he filled it with candy canes. candy canes are my all time favorite candy.i think that its the best gift ever! i love how this year everyone is making stuff for eachother. i made jars full of love and hot chocolate, stina made pictures, and shannon's making lip balm.!!! its great. by the way if your wondering what i got keith, a box with a picture of him, then a picture of me, then a picture of us, then inside is a bunch of pictures of friends and stuff. its kinda funny we both got eachother boxes full of stuff. well ive got nothing else to say, so happy gift giving!

Saturday, December 22, 2001

well hello again...i havent posted in a while so here you go. this week was bullshit but thats ok...umm yesterday was funny though, i woke up with my voice all funny. i sounded like a boy going through puberty, well more like brooks going through puberty..so i showed up for the last 10 minutes of science today, it was all food and stuff so it didnt really matter. did i say today, i ment yesterday. then we went and pulled some people outa exeter adn went to keiths house, were i fell asleep under neithe the futon. people told me that i looked like i was dead. i guess that i do when im asleep. when i was in like gr.3 or 4. i slept over at my bestfriends house and i sleep with my eyes parshilly open, and she woke up before me and thought that i was dead. she freaked out and so did her mom, then when i rolled over they knew that i was alive. then i went to the mall with stina, danielle, and shannon. where i completly lost my voice, so we bought me a pen and a pad of paper. i have mastered the art of charads!...it was funny, and i woke up this morning and now all i can do is wisper! the life of me...i dont really care because i think that its really funny!, man this is gr.8 all over again. meh.....you make it sound like a big thing that i made you make your own x-mas present! you already knew what it was! gezzz. well anyways, i love the picture that you drew me!!!!! well this is all for me right now.

Thursday, December 20, 2001

yeah only 5 days till christmas!! wow its coming so fast... tomorro last day of skool in this year but its not really skool cuz i think im only going to homeroom.... meh oih well wandering the halls yet again... but yeah its great. today wasnt too bad i had a math test which was the only work and phys ed we did the ropes/ climbing wall thing.. it was fun i spun upside down on a cord fastened to the ceiling... talk about being tripped out. coming off i was walking like a sailpr haha funny well i dont really feel like writing ne nore but more blogs(many more) in the holidays.. beware muhahaha. oh ya renee thanx for making me make my own xmas present :P!!
Well, I'd just like to say 'ello, 'ello to everyone here since I'm the new guy. This is my first blog so I'll keep it short.

My day:
Science - Cool candies.
French - Good crêpes.
Math/English - Didn't go since all we were doing was "festivities" and I'm not much for social things especialy when associating with grade nines. I mean, I know I was one before but frankly I just hope that I/everyone else wasn't as annoying as these kids are. Some of them are nice and cool and they're fine but about 80% of them are jackasses and I hate, or rather dislike, them with a passion. Anyway, like I said, I'll keep it short so. Buh-bye.

P.S. My name is from the Tick since the TV Guide was right next to me while I thought of a name and the big blue guy was on the cover.

Sunday, December 16, 2001

renee? wut have u dont to the blog>? im reading it and its all the stuff fr our old blog i dpont understnad!!? newa way ya todays been good no omplaints really. ya we had a kickin time@ the mall eh renee... christina+sugar+renee+being somewhere other than home= fun times for all.... but yeah im generally happy so to speak.. tomorrow is getting in to the christmas spirit day.im doing the gignerbread thing and the tree thing... going to my chruch for carols by candle light... i just ope the snow doesnt melt. i love snow its so pure and fun(well till a dog pees but im talkin about fresh snow) i dunno i guess i wouldntlike it if we had it all the time but its nice contrast to hot summers, god bless canada for being so diverse. i mean we really get 4 seasons.... as most ppl kno im all about variety... variety in colour hairsyles and all that... i change my hair coloiur faster than ppl change their mind... sme1 told me that the other day but neway... have a great day etc every1. i kno its like adolesence today to be somewhat depressed and its easy to complain but honestly we have got stuff pretty good now. seize the day.... live with no regrets!!
byebye thats my advice for the day well im tired *yawn* so i think im gonna turn in for some beaty sleep nite nite every1

Friday, December 14, 2001

some more, blogs
since the last time that ive been here, i got a job working at Coffee Time. I know how lovely. some things that realyy piss me off about people :1) they just expect you to know what they take in thier coffee, and weather its for here or to go, and what size. (HELLO, im not a fucking physic)
2) people will find a way to blame everything on you
3)you will NEVER make coffee the way that they like it
4) if you tell them that the decaf's fresh then they'll belive you
5) as soon as you finish mopping some one with really muddy boots will walk all over youre floor.
6) creepy old men with dimionds on thier teeth will make a point to come in and hit on you and not buy anything
7) you will get cholocate bars if youre nice to the creepy old men
8) there is no better feeling than that of kicking out somebody who bitched you off because you dont have soup on that perticular day or that you dont make fresh custom made samwiches.
9) always have really good comebacks, because nasty little twerps will try to comeon to you , no matter what you look like, believeyoume
10) but the cutest thing is when you get the old coupples come in holding hands and they know just what the other person takes in thier coffee, it makes my day..

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[5/8/2001 5:32:41 PM | sheep get cold too]
Hello again. Today I'm very thoughtful about humans,or should I say the stupiedest race on this planet. Let me explain, now I know that there have been/ are some really smart and nice caring people out there, in fact I'm willing to bet that more than 50% are decent people. But humans are kind've like some sports teams, you know the kind really good indivually but really suck as a team. Well that's what we are, a really shitty sport's team. Lack of ability to communicate, lack of open mindedness, of understanding, lack of realizitation. Now take the animal world, they some how all live together, now they are a really good sport's team, when there's a problem with communication, or willingness to understand, or whatever they remove them, it just so happens that in theanimal world they kill them but hey whatever works. But they have the ability to understand, like you don't see some pesky little mouse go up to a snake and start bitting him, because the mouse knows that no matter how hard he trys to be better or bigger or smarter than that snake, it's all pointless, because if that snake doesn't kill him then another one will. Now you gotta understand that I'm not saying " oh theres no bother trying because it will never work , blah blah blah" in fact i hate people like that. And no I'm not the most pessimistic person on the planet, I'm the second thankyouverymuch. It's like they have a certin kind of respect or more knowalge then humans about getting where they want to go. You don't see a snake try to take over the animal kingdom by killing off all the lions, shit no, they know that if they do then some other bullshit animal will take over. No,no ,no my friend. he goes and comes up witha plan.
Now I doen't really have any clue about what the hell i'm trying to say so. I'll come back to this sometiem when i have the slightist clue.
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[5/8/2001 5:04:17 PM | sheep get cold too]
A few things that I've noticed about human nature.
a) we feel the need to constantly reassure others,when in reality we're just telling them what we need to hear ourselves.
b) Everybody does something "inapproite" in public when they think that no one is watching. eg. picking wedgies, your nose, re-arranging your self, checking out yourself...(and no i'm not trying to reassure myself, I SWEAR!!!!! no really)
c) Curroisty, even if you know the end resluts of doing something, you put them aside and do it anyways, especaily if it's something bad. STOP READING THIS NOW OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!! see you just proved my point.
d) Everyone at sometime or another will ask the dumbest question on earth, Are you O.K? now i realize that your just being polite, or you're concerned , but if you just widnessed your dog being hit by a 18 wheeler, and you brake out in tears and somene askes you if you're O.K, dontcha fell like screaming at them " my dog just got hit and DIED, is there a message you wanted him to tell your gandma?" like thats not the question that most people want to hear thankyouverymuch.
e) everybody knows just what you're going through because it happened to they're bestfriend's cousin who works at the bakery with a guy who used to walk his neigbours dog for them on saturdays, and sometimes he would meet this homeless guy in the park who had the very same thing happen to his ex-wife's sister, and she's o.k now, so you will be too!

Well that's all for right now, and I do realize that i'm not innocent of any of these annoying human habits.
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[4/17/2001 5:15:18 PM | sheep get cold too]
And yet another conspericy against me.
My math teacher, Mr. Murphy a.k.a Mr. Bean with a pole up his ass. I have never met a man with more of a pole up his ass than him! His eyes bulg, and every time you couldn't think that he could make his eyes bulg even more, it's like an imaganary person is cramming a pole even farther up his ass. and just the way he stands. *shudder shudder* Getting back to the conspericy.
he thinks that my friends and I are plotting his death or something.(well in truth we've dessiced it and laughed rather hard) He thinks that my friend has the worst attuide in the world ( and the ironic thing is is that she doesn't. she couldn't have attuide if she tryed!) he also belives that world revolves around math, ( besides the fact that you need math to figure out that the world even revolved, be that's besides the point.) He is constentaly freaking out on you.(and i'm not just saying this because he doesnt like me or anything) and another thing, he sees problems on the page that no one else sees. kinda creepy. he is EVIL!!!!!!!!! no joke. well maybe he's not really a conspericy, but he sure as hell is a bastard!
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[3/8/2001 5:08:33 PM | sheep get cold too]
The animals have a conspericy against us. They too are trying to take over the world.
Let us begin with the tree lovers, you know what I'm talking about, chipmunks,squrrils. The ones they portray as fuzzy, cute nice little animals, like Elvin, Simmon and Theradore. Well it's just not true. You know how people are always saying that every animal has a purpose, well awnser me this then what the hell do chipmunks or squarrils do?!? They don't eat bugs, how do they help our ecosystem? they don't, (well there probaly is some reason, but i'm just mis-informed) For instence when I was up at my friend's cottage, we had peanuts in our pockets and the chipmunks took it upon themselves to help them selves and go right into our pockets. Now lets say we were going on a long trip somewhere, and all we had to eat weere those peanuts, now if the chipmunks ateall our peanuts then what praytell would we have to eat? The awnser is NOTHING, we would starve, and DIE! and all for a chipmunk, who has a bunch stored up for the winter.Selfish bastards.
And now for the birds. Let us begin with the geese. Now once again, tehy look cute but when you think about in reality what are they? Basicily they shit all over the place (good for the ground but who cares? it's green) and tramitize little children.(myself included) In severl cases they have been known it bite the fingers of little children. and when you think about it aren't they really just big worst ducks? And now for the pigons and seagulls. whats so great about seagulls? they too just shit all over the place and throw food at you.(so i'm a little tramatized by them too,whats your point?) And that swak they make.*shudder shudder* now the only thing that, in my opinion (but isn't what this whole site is about?),that pigions are good for are in movies. they're great for effects. I mean whats blade with the birds, or even mob movies, or Face/Off??? it's just not the same.
NOw on to cats. haven't you every wondered what goes on in their minds?(no, well shut up,just cause i got nothen better to do doesn't mean you have to make fun) they kind of carry airs about them. then theres the "oh pet me, i've had enuf" then they bite you. they really are complex animals.
well i could probaly find something wrong with every animal, so i've made the wise choise to stop here.( excpet of chorse the snake, soly because i've been told that they don't taste like chicken. not that i would ever eat one, mainly because i'm a vegitarian. kinda ironic isn't it?)
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[2/24/2001 1:13:00 PM | sheep get cold too]
Tommorow is MEGZ 15 birthday,so I thought you should all be aware if you don't buy her a present than run. she will set the dead fish on you, or worst sharron, j/k. I have suddenly been hit with the power to ramble. SUCKA'S. starting off with my theary on how Japon is trying to take over the world.(I am not the only one who belives this, some of my friends have contributated to this theary)
It all started with Pokemon/ Digimon cards, at first it was okay. but then kids started buying them,trading them. Spending all their money on these cards, some even steal money to keep this habit. they have gambling problems at the ages of 5 and 6. it's almost as bad as Dungens and Dragons.( and look how they turned out! you see how many problems our world is in today, because their generation was hooked on this game the kids would play for hours never seeing sun light, virtuly setting them selves up for complete distruction.)
then the popular card game was turned into a video game. now with a certin game you program it to your time. you can only catch certin Pokemon at certin times, so you might have to get up at 5am to catch a certin Pokemon. Then it turned into a ongoing serise. So instead of playing with their friends after school they rush home to watch it.
So all in all the kids that will someday rule this country and the world will never win the olmipics because they're to fat from sitting on their asses eating Pokemon/Digimon chocolate bars while watching t.v. They will run our country further into debt because of their gambling problems. They will all dye sooner, because they will have turned themselves into nocturnal mamals because their systems are so used to staying up at odd hours of the night forcing them to sleep durning the day, never seeing light.
And the only thing keeping them going is the hope/ thought that their little friends will someday save them.
Now your saying to your self that it's all for the market, well thats possible but you know those little Pokemon toys that were in like the Burger King happy meals, well some of those were toxic and killed the few kids who had discovered the truth. It's all an elaberate scheem to take over the world. It's bigger than any of the other fads. you wait and see i promise you - said the sheep.

this is an old blog....I'v ejust noticed one of the most common things about humans. when you sneeze people say bless you, but what for, youre spreading germs in the air and people treat it as though you just did something magnificent. Unless having air and various other things coming out of your nose at 170 km is a god like thing, then why say it then. why not say it when you fart? You're not spreading any germs. In fact they come in as a useful blowtorch, because of the methaine gas. and when you burp people just say excuse you. if people should be blessed for and bodliy function it should be the burp. If you belch the alphabit then thats quite an acomplishment, not many people can do that, and it's funny. Now a sneeze can be funny in the case of me, because i usally dont sneeze, i hold it in and pretend to fly, or something like a peanut comeout, eventhen you start to wonder how did that peanut get up there? now thats just pure idiotism. so i say that we ban the bless you and now distibute dirty looks.
hello, hello
well its been a couple days....i know such a pity! well what will i blab on about today?
if you look at a deck of cards the king of heart is commeting suicide, he's sticking a knife in his head. good ole stina showed me taht one...and i've figured out why....you see in most games the queen of spades is the bad card. in crqazy 8's you have to pick up 5, in hearts its worth a lot of points, in old maid its the maid. so you see, the queen of spades has taken the queen of hearts under her wing, and has warped her, kinda like what ive done to stina (it's all about the warping), and so the king of hearts cant take it, the queen is trying to kill him, so he does it first. and now the queen of hearts will partically know what its liike to be an old maid......
well thats one theroy, another thing about that i have noticed about people is that when you ask them whats new, or whats up, or how's it going, everybody says the same thing, not much, fine thanks....but is this really the truth? i think not. i ask you these questions because i'm interested in knowing the truth. i want to know what you've been up to...have you been playing a game, tell me taht funny story about the man on the bus with his fly down...its ok not to be fine....the anwsers to these questions have become so standerized that no matter what the truth is you choose a comman anwser. even i the stupendous bat girl does it to. i understand with strangers, but i dont think that people should ask questions unless you really want to know. you shouldnt ask questions out of polientess, quite frankly its rude to ask and not care. i think that a lot of things that we do because its polite is just stupied, why should we act this way, if offends someone then they dont have to be there. but take note that there is a difference between manners and being polite. i have nothing to say about table manners...but really people shouldnt act a certin way because thats what theyre told to do, if it will make you happy at that very second then do it. dont take the concequnces into too much effect, theres no guarrentee. well i think that ive said enough right now.

Wednesday, December 12, 2001

yeah i kno i realize i havent blogged in forever.... i dunno y? weirdness!!! well i got out of the habit and was gonna post something cool that i wrote but i cant find my book of thoughts so that kinda sux but hey. yeah i went to the doctor qnd they dont kno wuts really wrong w/ me... go figures but theyre gona run some tests or something to see about appendisitus or a parasite or something... yeah its kinda gross but hey... if i dont get my appendix taken out i think im gonna keep it in a glass jar. isnt that so morbit? renee look wut uve done!! lol well i guess pon this blog its weird cuyz i sound all depressed and stuff but blogs seem to be a place for venting im sorry if i offent neone!! its a condition!! well after this week i shall be qiute content cuz no more projects or test really and xmas is coming. its coming soooo fast this year. ive turned all crafty and am making the gifts myself... well its more artsy man that reminds me i have to get stuff ready for a gay french project.... grumbl grumble.... well i better jet then!! byebye

Tuesday, December 11, 2001

well my week end was interesting, but i'm not gonna go into detils...actually thats as much as you will hope to learn! hahaha. well i hurt my back again, so im at home. oh so fun.
i don't know about the rest of you but i beleive in reincarnation. i think that in some of my past lives i was a cat, and Louisa May Alcott. because you know those things that you can't explain, but you just know. i think that people pick up thinks and that certin things stay with them through out they're lives. people aren't born naturally good at poker or whatever game or talent you want, they practised in past lives. same with the feeling taht you've know someone all your life, but really you just met them. it works for me,that's one of teh ways that i explain the many oddity's in this life.
well we'll see what else i can think of later in my days at home.

~its such a secret place, the land of tears~

Friday, December 07, 2001

so today wasn't a very interesting day. Keith had a large ball of raw ginger bread and it was very good i enjoyed eating it. it looked alot like shit but it tasted really good. so ya the past 2 days some of us have actually eaten in the caf. amazing i nkow. we were watching the dream action which is when we action stuff ( poeple included) to raise money for the toy drive. so anyway we were sitting eating and watching when these grade 9 like took over our table. i was skwished at the end john couldn't move at all and i was like emmm ya i like to move when i eat. it was realy annoying.stupid over taking of the table grade nines just wanna punch them in the face. but ya at the action it was really funny cause kevin came out on the stage wearing a box and krista bought him so she gets to feed him baby food on stage with him only wearing a diaper. i thought that would be good fun so we are all goiing to go watch. i know another day eating in the caf. what will happen to the blue bench crew in the caf this time????

Wednesday, December 05, 2001

it really seems like im the only one who every posts...meh....you know you love it...anyways, today was really crappy, especilly lunch, oh well, nothing anyone says can help me im in such a hole of my own crap, oh well enough of me being a jackass.
anyways, moving on...my cat sophie likes to play with this rubber restince band that i do my phyiso with, and she goes nuts trying to get it outta the drawer that i keep it in so that she wont ruin it. i take it out to do my excireses with and shes just so happy.she thinks that im gonna play with her, what a nut. so while im using it she gives me the sad puppy look. then follows me after i put it back. so she guilted me into giving her catnip....so that was a stupid pointless story about my cat, and how easyly i am guilted, unless your erin, she took it to far. so all and all its raining all around me if not externally then interally.
man im really pessimestic, and gloomy. i understand why stina brings the cheer and sunnyness into our group and i bring the rain. i really should post untill i have something good or positive to say. other wise ill just bring you down, i should learn to bottle this all up and to hide my emotions again, but i came out of that habit, now i wish that i could suffer in quiteness knowing that i am not bring down anyone, nor am i cramping their style. i will try.

Tuesday, December 04, 2001

well i just got back from getting my hair cut. everyone likes it, but its a little short.anyways, after i waited for 40 minutes for the stupiedfriggingblah bus to come, then i called a cab and had to wait for 20 minutes for that, oh it was fun!, and now oh lucky me, iget to write a french story thats approx. 750 words. this will be fun! anyways, enough of my crappy day. my best friend alley has mono :( im gonna go vist her some time, man i miss her! well i better get hopping on that stroy....grumbles all the way.....