some more, blogs
since the last time that ive been here, i got a job working at Coffee Time. I know how lovely. some things that realyy piss me off about people :1) they just expect you to know what they take in thier coffee, and weather its for here or to go, and what size. (HELLO, im not a fucking physic)
2) people will find a way to blame everything on you
3)you will NEVER make coffee the way that they like it
4) if you tell them that the decaf's fresh then they'll belive you
5) as soon as you finish mopping some one with really muddy boots will walk all over youre floor.
6) creepy old men with dimionds on thier teeth will make a point to come in and hit on you and not buy anything
7) you will get cholocate bars if youre nice to the creepy old men
8) there is no better feeling than that of kicking out somebody who bitched you off because you dont have soup on that perticular day or that you dont make fresh custom made samwiches.
9) always have really good comebacks, because nasty little twerps will try to comeon to you , no matter what you look like, believeyoume
10) but the cutest thing is when you get the old coupples come in holding hands and they know just what the other person takes in thier coffee, it makes my day..
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[5/8/2001 5:32:41 PM | sheep get cold too]
Hello again. Today I'm very thoughtful about humans,or should I say the stupiedest race on this planet. Let me explain, now I know that there have been/ are some really smart and nice caring people out there, in fact I'm willing to bet that more than 50% are decent people. But humans are kind've like some sports teams, you know the kind really good indivually but really suck as a team. Well that's what we are, a really shitty sport's team. Lack of ability to communicate, lack of open mindedness, of understanding, lack of realizitation. Now take the animal world, they some how all live together, now they are a really good sport's team, when there's a problem with communication, or willingness to understand, or whatever they remove them, it just so happens that in theanimal world they kill them but hey whatever works. But they have the ability to understand, like you don't see some pesky little mouse go up to a snake and start bitting him, because the mouse knows that no matter how hard he trys to be better or bigger or smarter than that snake, it's all pointless, because if that snake doesn't kill him then another one will. Now you gotta understand that I'm not saying " oh theres no bother trying because it will never work , blah blah blah" in fact i hate people like that. And no I'm not the most pessimistic person on the planet, I'm the second thankyouverymuch. It's like they have a certin kind of respect or more knowalge then humans about getting where they want to go. You don't see a snake try to take over the animal kingdom by killing off all the lions, shit no, they know that if they do then some other bullshit animal will take over. No,no ,no my friend. he goes and comes up witha plan.
Now I doen't really have any clue about what the hell i'm trying to say so. I'll come back to this sometiem when i have the slightist clue.
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[5/8/2001 5:04:17 PM | sheep get cold too]
A few things that I've noticed about human nature.
a) we feel the need to constantly reassure others,when in reality we're just telling them what we need to hear ourselves.
b) Everybody does something "inapproite" in public when they think that no one is watching. eg. picking wedgies, your nose, re-arranging your self, checking out yourself...(and no i'm not trying to reassure myself, I SWEAR!!!!! no really)
c) Curroisty, even if you know the end resluts of doing something, you put them aside and do it anyways, especaily if it's something bad. STOP READING THIS NOW OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!! see you just proved my point.
d) Everyone at sometime or another will ask the dumbest question on earth, Are you O.K? now i realize that your just being polite, or you're concerned , but if you just widnessed your dog being hit by a 18 wheeler, and you brake out in tears and somene askes you if you're O.K, dontcha fell like screaming at them " my dog just got hit and DIED, is there a message you wanted him to tell your gandma?" like thats not the question that most people want to hear thankyouverymuch.
e) everybody knows just what you're going through because it happened to they're bestfriend's cousin who works at the bakery with a guy who used to walk his neigbours dog for them on saturdays, and sometimes he would meet this homeless guy in the park who had the very same thing happen to his ex-wife's sister, and she's o.k now, so you will be too!
Well that's all for right now, and I do realize that i'm not innocent of any of these annoying human habits.
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[4/17/2001 5:15:18 PM | sheep get cold too]
And yet another conspericy against me.
My math teacher, Mr. Murphy a.k.a Mr. Bean with a pole up his ass. I have never met a man with more of a pole up his ass than him! His eyes bulg, and every time you couldn't think that he could make his eyes bulg even more, it's like an imaganary person is cramming a pole even farther up his ass. and just the way he stands. *shudder shudder* Getting back to the conspericy.
he thinks that my friends and I are plotting his death or something.(well in truth we've dessiced it and laughed rather hard) He thinks that my friend has the worst attuide in the world ( and the ironic thing is is that she doesn't. she couldn't have attuide if she tryed!) he also belives that world revolves around math, ( besides the fact that you need math to figure out that the world even revolved, be that's besides the point.) He is constentaly freaking out on you.(and i'm not just saying this because he doesnt like me or anything) and another thing, he sees problems on the page that no one else sees. kinda creepy. he is EVIL!!!!!!!!! no joke. well maybe he's not really a conspericy, but he sure as hell is a bastard!
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[3/8/2001 5:08:33 PM | sheep get cold too]
The animals have a conspericy against us. They too are trying to take over the world.
Let us begin with the tree lovers, you know what I'm talking about, chipmunks,squrrils. The ones they portray as fuzzy, cute nice little animals, like Elvin, Simmon and Theradore. Well it's just not true. You know how people are always saying that every animal has a purpose, well awnser me this then what the hell do chipmunks or squarrils do?!? They don't eat bugs, how do they help our ecosystem? they don't, (well there probaly is some reason, but i'm just mis-informed) For instence when I was up at my friend's cottage, we had peanuts in our pockets and the chipmunks took it upon themselves to help them selves and go right into our pockets. Now lets say we were going on a long trip somewhere, and all we had to eat weere those peanuts, now if the chipmunks ateall our peanuts then what praytell would we have to eat? The awnser is NOTHING, we would starve, and DIE! and all for a chipmunk, who has a bunch stored up for the winter.Selfish bastards.
And now for the birds. Let us begin with the geese. Now once again, tehy look cute but when you think about in reality what are they? Basicily they shit all over the place (good for the ground but who cares? it's green) and tramitize little children.(myself included) In severl cases they have been known it bite the fingers of little children. and when you think about it aren't they really just big worst ducks? And now for the pigons and seagulls. whats so great about seagulls? they too just shit all over the place and throw food at you.(so i'm a little tramatized by them too,whats your point?) And that swak they make.*shudder shudder* now the only thing that, in my opinion (but isn't what this whole site is about?),that pigions are good for are in movies. they're great for effects. I mean whats blade with the birds, or even mob movies, or Face/Off??? it's just not the same.
NOw on to cats. haven't you every wondered what goes on in their minds?(no, well shut up,just cause i got nothen better to do doesn't mean you have to make fun) they kind of carry airs about them. then theres the "oh pet me, i've had enuf" then they bite you. they really are complex animals.
well i could probaly find something wrong with every animal, so i've made the wise choise to stop here.( excpet of chorse the snake, soly because i've been told that they don't taste like chicken. not that i would ever eat one, mainly because i'm a vegitarian. kinda ironic isn't it?)
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[2/24/2001 1:13:00 PM | sheep get cold too]
Tommorow is MEGZ 15 birthday,so I thought you should all be aware if you don't buy her a present than run. she will set the dead fish on you, or worst sharron, j/k. I have suddenly been hit with the power to ramble. SUCKA'S. starting off with my theary on how Japon is trying to take over the world.(I am not the only one who belives this, some of my friends have contributated to this theary)
It all started with Pokemon/ Digimon cards, at first it was okay. but then kids started buying them,trading them. Spending all their money on these cards, some even steal money to keep this habit. they have gambling problems at the ages of 5 and 6. it's almost as bad as Dungens and Dragons.( and look how they turned out! you see how many problems our world is in today, because their generation was hooked on this game the kids would play for hours never seeing sun light, virtuly setting them selves up for complete distruction.)
then the popular card game was turned into a video game. now with a certin game you program it to your time. you can only catch certin Pokemon at certin times, so you might have to get up at 5am to catch a certin Pokemon. Then it turned into a ongoing serise. So instead of playing with their friends after school they rush home to watch it.
So all in all the kids that will someday rule this country and the world will never win the olmipics because they're to fat from sitting on their asses eating Pokemon/Digimon chocolate bars while watching t.v. They will run our country further into debt because of their gambling problems. They will all dye sooner, because they will have turned themselves into nocturnal mamals because their systems are so used to staying up at odd hours of the night forcing them to sleep durning the day, never seeing light.
And the only thing keeping them going is the hope/ thought that their little friends will someday save them.
Now your saying to your self that it's all for the market, well thats possible but you know those little Pokemon toys that were in like the Burger King happy meals, well some of those were toxic and killed the few kids who had discovered the truth. It's all an elaberate scheem to take over the world. It's bigger than any of the other fads. you wait and see i promise you - said the sheep.